charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

(via skin-and-ink)

gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

(via cra-yeon)

Timestamp: 1412087452

gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

(via cra-yeon)

(Source: iraffiruse, via shittitsmcgee)

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

(via shittitsmcgee)

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

Or buy me a cupcake every now and then

(via what-i-likeee)

(via everlastingnothingness)

breakingstride:

broomsticksandpaddles:

youarelookingatthis:

There needs to be a live action version of this starring Neil Patrick Harris and Robert Downey Jr.

OH MY GOD

THAT IS ALL I WANT NOW

(Source: dmitribelkov, via shittitsmcgee)

Timestamp: 1412087263

breakingstride:

broomsticksandpaddles:

youarelookingatthis:

There needs to be a live action version of this starring Neil Patrick Harris and Robert Downey Jr.

OH MY GOD

THAT IS ALL I WANT NOW

(Source: dmitribelkov, via shittitsmcgee)

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

image

I almost spit out my water

(via shittitsmcgee)

cinderchild:

radec-073:

helioscentrifuge:

The perfect remedy for this cold and rainy weather?
1.2 gallons of hot chocolate.

image

WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THESE I HAVE A GREAT NEED

(Source: benjoyment, via shittitsmcgee)

Timestamp: 1412087216

cinderchild:

radec-073:

helioscentrifuge:

The perfect remedy for this cold and rainy weather?
1.2 gallons of hot chocolate.

image

WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THESE I HAVE A GREAT NEED

(Source: benjoyment, via shittitsmcgee)

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via shittitsmcgee)

Timestamp: 1412087202

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via shittitsmcgee)

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

(via shittitsmcgee)

skin-and-ink:

aintnobodybusiness:

.

Or even if ya do

(Source: murele)

Timestamp: 1412087067

skin-and-ink:

aintnobodybusiness:

.

Or even if ya do

(Source: murele)

rainyapparitions:

go home

this wins Halloween

(Source: archiemcphee, via xbraineatingzombiesx)

Timestamp: 1412087058

rainyapparitions:

go home

this wins Halloween

(Source: archiemcphee, via xbraineatingzombiesx)